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lucobutt:

Being in a Skype call with me

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

vulturesintrees:

me: *is in love w a stripper*

seahorseface-music:

I’m gonna stay eighteen forever
So we can stay like this forever
And we’ll never miss a party
cause we keep them going constantly
And we’ll never have to listen
to anyone about anything 
cause it’s all been done and it’s all been said
we’re the coolest kids and we take what we can get

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